Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Laugh? I nearly bought a round...

Since I'm finding this 'wondering' state somewhat torturous, I thought I'd lighten the mood with three punchy jokes. I have my own favourite, but would be interested to know what my friends around the blogosphere think, in a not-so-scientific test on humour...

1) Bloke threw a block of cheese at me.
I said to him, "That's not very mature."

2) Sausage and an egg in a frying pan...
Sausage says to the egg, "Hot in 'ere, innit, mate?"
Egg replies, "Bloody'ell, a talking sausage!"

3) Two birds sat on a perch. One asks the other, "Can you smell fish?"

What? Don't give up the day job, Col? Okay, but let me know your favourite, so I can re-visit the lab and assess the results. :)


Lee Hughes said...

I reckon your favourite was numero 2.

Two old ladies sat on a park bench. Flasher jumps out and opens his coat. One of the old ladies had a heart-attack, the other had a stroke.


Sandra Patterson said...

Well done Col!
Hard to choose between them but I liked number 3.
Have you heard this one:
Streaker runs through old people's home.
Mavis says, "Wasn't that Ed?"
Madge says, "Whoever it was, his clothes need ironing."

Sean Patrick Reardon said...

My vote is for # 2. Picturing it made me laugh.

David Barber said...

I'm thinking #2 but I do like #1 and not many will get #3.

Also, there's something I need to tell you but it's really hard to say.............................
Ken Dodd's dads dogs dead!

Col Bury said...

Cheers guys n gals! :)
The mood has certainly been lightened.
Lee, you're spot on of course.

Chris Rhatigan said...

Two is my favorite as well. I like jokes with oddball punchlines.

Col Bury said...

Great minds... Chris...!
You'll be pleased (not?) to know I've got more where they came from. :)

Joleen said...

Two is my fave as well.

Col Bury said...

Hi Joleen,
Two it is then.
Thanks for popping by.