Monday, 7 November 2011

Col Bury's Crime Fiction Choice #19... with a difference! HARD BITE AND OTHER STORIES...


HUMAN PEST CONTROL
Only 99 cents


Neighbour driving you crazy?
Mother-in-law making your scalp crawl?
Wish people would just GO AWAY?

Let
HARD BITE and OTHER SHORT STORIES
do the dirty work for you.


"I started seeing an amazing trend," says writer Anonymous-9. Friends and loved ones read my stories
 and immediately left me alone. It never fails!"

Just look at a few of these powerfully repelling compelling titles:

Hard Bite
Killer Orgasm
Return of the Night of the Living Dead Monkey
from Sunset Boulevard
M-N-S (n) murder-necrophilia-suicide
(and 6 more)

NOW THIS AMAZING COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE TO YOU!
Just send a gift copy to the person of your choice.
Your phone will stop ringing.
Annoying invitations will cease.
The doorbell will NEVER buzz AGAIN.


Still not sure? Read Alan Griffith's take on HARD BITE here. 

4 comments:

David Barber said...

Nice one, Col. HARD BITE is great collection of short stories that everyone should have on their e-reader.

Anonymous-9 is a fantastic writer!

Col Bury said...

Cheers, Dave - couldn't agree more, mate.

Anonymous-9 said...

David, Col thanks for the kind words. You both run great sites that do so much for writers. Thank you for welcoming me to both your communities.
Anonymous-9

Col Bury said...

Cheers, A9. You're welcome here any time.
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