tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post2345234015397212367..comments2023-10-16T14:23:28.330+01:00Comments on Col Bury's New Crime Fiction: WRITING JOKES #1... wanna join in?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-37019225192123259952012-01-08T23:43:34.189+00:002012-01-08T23:43:34.189+00:00Patsy - :-)
Paul - got it on the second read. Goo...Patsy - :-)<br /><br />Paul - got it on the second read. Good one.<br /><br />L - Me too. Welcome.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-13002571009419883942012-01-08T19:08:50.731+00:002012-01-08T19:08:50.731+00:00Took me ages to get the profile pic one!Took me ages to get the profile pic one!Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03928188713843255078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-34360231791835438092012-01-08T15:17:27.544+00:002012-01-08T15:17:27.544+00:00Taking the easy route by E-publishing? Spineless....Taking the easy route by E-publishing? Spineless.Paul Grzegorzekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12706568638861360310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-83378122162407882692012-01-06T20:06:50.076+00:002012-01-06T20:06:50.076+00:00i cant be bothered with punctuation as i just cant...i cant be bothered with punctuation as i just cant see the pointPatsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12263765378083045973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-78321272887150702602012-01-06T01:03:44.867+00:002012-01-06T01:03:44.867+00:00Luca, like that one mate. One of me faves! :-)Luca, like that one mate. One of me faves! :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-63923864405846464422012-01-05T09:31:15.538+00:002012-01-05T09:31:15.538+00:00How many mystery writers does it take to screw in ...How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br />Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.Luca Vestehttp://www.lucaveste.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-2862672479640503772012-01-04T19:32:14.128+00:002012-01-04T19:32:14.128+00:00Katherine, no worries. Glad you enjoyed everyone&#...Katherine, no worries. Glad you enjoyed everyone's jokes. Maybe next time for you, eh? I'll leave you to play with those words. :-)<br /><br />Sue, Wondered how long it would for dirty, filthy beer to rear its ugly head! :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-65582072870608678582012-01-04T18:33:23.447+00:002012-01-04T18:33:23.447+00:00Last one from me (for now, anyway) - and let's...Last one from me (for now, anyway) - and let's have a bit of 'culture' :<br /><br />The Wife of Bath had a shock when she teamed up with Chaucer - she misread it as 'Canterbury Ales' & thought they were on a pub-crawl!SueHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11394307650434614637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-92014538667022030182012-01-04T18:27:39.564+00:002012-01-04T18:27:39.564+00:00These are hilarious. I'll just buy the t-shir...These are hilarious. I'll just buy the t-shirts because words fail me. (Wait: Words fail me ... there's a joke there, I know it.)Katherine Tomlinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09696623795926663895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-27582346528211190282012-01-04T18:00:03.595+00:002012-01-04T18:00:03.595+00:00Liam,
Great to have you joining the fray! Nice one...Liam,<br />Great to have you joining the fray! Nice one. :-)<br /><br />Sue, oh, relentless, Sue! Me silly SOH prefers the vampire one! :-)<br /><br />Enjoying this.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-60819974163547461982012-01-04T17:16:22.672+00:002012-01-04T17:16:22.672+00:00Political manifestos - surely where fact meets fic...Political manifestos - surely where fact meets fiction?SueHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11394307650434614637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-47894427010481318452012-01-04T17:14:15.339+00:002012-01-04T17:14:15.339+00:00I asked Alan Titchmarsh for gardening tips about c...I asked Alan Titchmarsh for gardening tips about composting - he said 'Take a leaf out of my book...'SueHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11394307650434614637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-71501731968174500262012-01-04T16:56:38.272+00:002012-01-04T16:56:38.272+00:00Vampire fiction - what a pain in the neck!Vampire fiction - what a pain in the neck!SueHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11394307650434614637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-40877026252297004792012-01-04T16:52:44.957+00:002012-01-04T16:52:44.957+00:00I just wrote a detailed biography. So who's pu...I just wrote a detailed biography. So who's publishing flash fiction right now?Liam Sweenynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-64128459596630423962012-01-04T16:47:02.469+00:002012-01-04T16:47:02.469+00:00I found a book about chickens going cheap on Amazo...I found a book about chickens going cheap on Amazon.....SueHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11394307650434614637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-58780502450518713722012-01-04T16:38:57.462+00:002012-01-04T16:38:57.462+00:00MP,
Nice to see you over here. Good stuff, especia...MP,<br />Nice to see you over here. Good stuff, especially the profile pic one! :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-69796065052554216852012-01-04T16:34:27.866+00:002012-01-04T16:34:27.866+00:00When someone asks me to describe my book in six wo...When someone asks me to describe my book in six words I say 'I can't. I've already used them in my Novel.maybepoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275272190911837888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-23121472261093299962012-01-04T16:27:42.198+00:002012-01-04T16:27:42.198+00:00If anyone asks me to recommend a good book I say &...If anyone asks me to recommend a good book I say "When I write it you'll the first to know".maybepoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275272190911837888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-39712163930375571792012-01-04T16:27:41.359+00:002012-01-04T16:27:41.359+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.maybepoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275272190911837888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-11326743102980799182012-01-04T16:23:08.299+00:002012-01-04T16:23:08.299+00:00As a writer I approach rejection in the same way a...As a writer I approach rejection in the same way as I do with women - 2 days of drinking, one day of crying and several hours of self-flagellation. Doesn't help, but it fills the time.maybepoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275272190911837888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-23924204053727252852012-01-04T16:17:22.978+00:002012-01-04T16:17:22.978+00:00Every time a website asks me to provide a profile ...Every time a website asks me to provide a profile pic I'm torn between using The Queen and Alfred Hitchcock.maybepoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275272190911837888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-55409340785064765712012-01-04T16:11:02.940+00:002012-01-04T16:11:02.940+00:00Sue, yer on a roll... very droll! :-)Sue, yer on a roll... very droll! :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-37983197793821783922012-01-04T16:05:43.984+00:002012-01-04T16:05:43.984+00:00Got this book – ‘Kindling for beginners’ – still d...Got this book – ‘Kindling for beginners’ – still don’t understand why you need dried twigs, just wanted to know how to switch the damn thing on!SueHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11394307650434614637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-87430804381557519152012-01-04T15:30:26.458+00:002012-01-04T15:30:26.458+00:00Jo,
Thanks for contributing. Subtle. :-)
Toe,
Ver...Jo,<br />Thanks for contributing. Subtle. :-)<br /><br />Toe,<br />Very snarky (we married to the same woman?).<br /><br />Sue,<br />Smiled throughout yours. All good. :-)<br /><br />Charlie,<br />I chuckled. Daft sense of humour, like me. My fave so far...<br /><br />Brilliant, folks! Keep it up (no pun intended).Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17913040012695421077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1826978379101995893.post-37619788639554310722012-01-04T15:29:45.998+00:002012-01-04T15:29:45.998+00:00The local Hell's Angels book-group have expand...The local Hell's Angels book-group have expanded - they've just started a new chapter.SueHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11394307650434614637noreply@blogger.com